Chaotic Youthful - TTRPG Quotes from Kids

A fantasy world through a child's eyes is weirder than you'd expect. 

Several years in my GM past, I started running a DnD game as an after-school program at a tiny elementary school I worked at - a group of 5th and 6th graders, already geeky in their interests and proclivities, had become curious, and it was time for me to enlighten the next generation. 

What began as a semester of after-school extended seven years with a semi-morphous
group of nearly a dozen children/teens, played within an entirely homebrewed world – two of them, in fact, when the party was kicked out of the first one by the gods themselves.
Outside the game, this was a group of bright, kind, responsible kids who grew into excellent teenagers and set off as young adults I can be proud of. Within the game, they were without
equal the most egregiously chaotic evil players I’ve ever GMed for, and they didn’t even understand the alignment chart.

I felt the need to share with the world a running list of their quotes I took the opportunity to write down in those 7 years.